January 2011
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I drank too much last night and now can't really...
My life is pretty fucking average.
December 2010
132 posts
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when people compare their relationships to Romeo...
I’m sorry did you ever read it
Everybody dies
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klassic: pathosethoslogos replied to your... →
neutralsoymilkhotel:
pathosethoslogos replied to your photo:HOW THE FUCK HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG TO LISTEN…
For real, you haven’t heard it yet? It’s my favorite.
I heard “Song Against Sex” a few months back and really didn’t like it, so of course I made the stupid-ass mistake of never…
I kind of bounce back and forth between the two of them, but I think On Avery Island has been my...
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That awkward moment when you're alone with someone...
peanutbutterspam:
The first time I met Sam, we were with a group and Walmart and everyone else walked off elsewhere but us. I joked and said, “You’re not going to rape me are you?” And he replied, “No, I’m gay.”
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Scientists claim that reindeer (among other... →
thedeer:
(Submitted by whamola and pajapatak)
Writing in the respected Pharmaceutical Journal, Mr Haynes said: “They have a desire to experience altered states of consciousness.
“For humans a common side-effect of mushrooms is the feeling of flying, so it’s interesting the legend about Santa’s reindeer is they can fly.”
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Your body isn't disgusting, society is.
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This cold is kicking my ass.
A third of a bottle of Dayquil and 2 Benadryl later and I still can’t breathe. I also can’t form a complete thought.
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Hemp Tycoon →
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I love when people think they’re better than me because their parents bought them a better car than I have, or because they’re in a fraternity, or because their clothes are nicer. I love it because I actually know it’s not true. I’m the better person.
I worked my ass off for every dime I have, even if my measly wages are less than your allowance. I know how to handle my...