Early Bird Special: Benny The Jukebox plays the hits of the 90’s on his trusty melodica.
[reddit.]
(via misswallflower)
President Obama yelling at Presidential Candidates after they do nothing to stop the booing of gay soldiers.
Pretty sure he’s got my vote (again, sort of.) I mean, it’s too early to definitely say yes, but I’m pretty sure.
(Source: gerardthehomosexual, via wickedclothes)
I WAS JUST ASKING WHY YOU’RE SO UPSET THAT HE’S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU DUMPED HIM. I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS. I’VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME OUTSIDE.
CAN YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU’RE DONE THROWING THINGS SO I CAN GET TO MY WATER DISH? I’M REALLY THIRSTY.
omg. why aren’t I following this yet?
(via watermelanoma)
(314): You just said we could build a blanket and pillow “fuck fort.” Of course I’m never leaving you.
Submission by ottotheoctopus
It’s not yet 9. I’m drunk.
C’est la vie. 


